February 2012
“We were in Greece, we danced, I was gay, we were happy.”
– COLIN FIRTH IS THE BEST HUMAN (via apriki)
thebeckles:
they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
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Please for the love of God, let anyone BUT George Clooney win this award
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“omg billy crystal is so funny”
– no one (via isitscary)
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“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
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When the fuck did Nick Nolte turn into Santa Claus?
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Why did I think that Harry Potter wasn’t nominated for an Oscar this year? Oh yeah, because the Harry Potter fan base kept crying about how it wasn’t nominated even though it was. Lets be real, HP fans were just pissed that none of the actors in the film were nominated.
fyi HP fans, there are other people/materials used to make a movie besides the actors.
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staticwaves:
in——retrospect:
Your Ex-lover is...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
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